This is the reply I found in my inbox this morning, I wont bore you too much but the gist is he used that classic line "I'm not made of money .....", I'm sure you'll be able to work out what I said from his reply.
Hiya Beth, yeah I completely understand. I know you earn a living and probably do a great job. Your comparison to a plumber isn't accurate though cause if i called a plumber out i wouldn't want to see him again and again and I wouldn't be paying him cause i wanted to see him. I understand you mean he provides a service but if i have a leak id fix it myself :-) I just cant tie myself up andbum myself with a stapr on, lol!All I want is to see if its ofr me then im all yours, i know you get requests like this all the time but before i depart with my hard earned cash can you sort me out a session that doesnt cost me but will leave me wantin to pay you x
Ok do I have to point out what exactly is wrong with this? Aside from the spelling mistakes and the fact that he opens with "Hiya Beth", don't you just love the way that all I have to do for him to be all mine is give him a free session!
WOW!! Am I the luckiest lady in the world or what??
I haven't replied to this latest email as I'm sure he will eventually realise I'm subliminally telling him to Fuck Off, either that or he'll happen across this at some point.